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squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

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wlph:

too much sex on my dash

not enough sex in my life

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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deathpup:

NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?

i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky

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